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I saw inception a week ago. I normally wait a week before I blog about it so I give it time to soak in. I give Inception a 6 or a 7 out of 10. It was entertain but kind of stupid. People say that you have to see the movie several times to understand it but I feel like I understand it completely. so they go into a dream to rob some guy? wouldn't it be easier to just...rob him? at the end they have a bit of a plot twist which I really liked but I'm not going to say it because you need to see the movie. but it seemed like the intentionally tried to confuse you in obvious ways. they play the last scene first just so you start off clue-less. It made no sense where it was, and I think if they just left it at the end, the movie would still be confusing but not quite as noticeably confusing. Over all, I'm happy I saw it and I would encourage you to see it to! just make sure your wide awake and attentive when you watch it! or else you will be lost!

Not a blog but more of a comic. I might do more of these in the future

Prince of Persia the sands of time was an AWESOME game. when I heard they where making a movie of it, i had a tiny bit of hope for it, that is, until i saw that Disney was making it. i would have loved the movie if i was like 12. its a lot like pirates of the Caribbean (same director. I grew up LOVING those movies, until i recently watched them for the first time in like 3 years. i was trying to figure out why i loved those movies because they where horrible. they are really i guess just targeted more towards kids i guess. oh well.

there was still a lot of stuff that bothered me about prince of Persia though. for example: they all spoke English. obviously ancient Persians wouldn't have spoken English but nobody wants to read subtitles through the whole movie so that is ok, but they all had British accents. that was pretty stupid. then there was one character who I can't remember his name but I just called him crazy snake man. crazy snake man lived in a lair full of ninjas and snakes. he had bright blue eyes and wore only black which is weird enough, but what really bothered me was he kept coming back to life and they never explained why. oh well. all in all, it was a horrible movie but i would recommend it if you are under the age of 12-13ish. i would give it a 3 out of 10

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I love movies. I am a movie junkie. This is part of the reason I make movies. I like 2 separate types of movies. Not necessarily genres but by the style of the plot. I love movies that start off kind of strange but then end in a huge plot twist. The kind of movie that you never see the end coming. Examples of these movies are: Fight Club, Moon, and Shutter Island. The other kind I like are movies that either have no plot or a really weak plot, but are entertaining none the less. These movies normally involve aliens, zombies, alien zombie hybrids and really anything else. Examples of these movies are: Aliens, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Night of the Living Dead, and Doom. Some of these movies get really bad reviews but I love them in a different way. It’s hard to explain, but it’s just entertaining. As far as genres go, its hard to say I have a favorite. I like some horror movies, some sci-fi, some action but overall, my favorite is definitely comedy. Horror is cool to but I just HATE jump out parts! I’m totally cool with people using rusty scissors to pry their fingernails off while wired to an electric chair, but what freaks me out is when its quiet then BLAH! Oh well! So here is my current top 10 favorite movie list in order:

1. Fight Club
2. District 9
3. Hot Rod
4. Moon
5. Shaun of the dead
6. Dark Knight
7. Night of the Living dead
8. Shutter Island
9. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
10. Billy Madison

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For my english class, we had to write a love poem.  I decided to write mine about Redbull...

My love for Redbull:

Aluminum cans scatter my floor

To some it’s just trash, But to me it is more.

The bitter fluid give me a start

I can feel the drive, in my heart.

I love Redbull and it loves me

White and blue are all I see.

this energy burst

will really quench my thirst

just one sip and it gives me wings

it truley is a drink for kinds

I can put ‘em down like a trash-can

Over all I think I’m more than just a fan.

thos are my phat rhymes yo

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As you can probably tell in many of my videos, I love Nintendo 64. When I was younger my brother bought one and it was the coolest thing ever to me. My favorite game was either Super Mario 64 or Banjo Tooie. But one day, the Gamecube came out. My brother bought it but he had to sell most of our 64 games. Since then I have been searching the internet to re-buy the games. Not necessarily the exact game cartridge we used but the same game. The problem is, I have to buy all the games online because most game stores don’t sell 64 games, so I am forced to use ebay.

The funny thing is I never really played the games. I only watched. My brother played all the games and I just sat there and watched. But occasionally I would play a little but when he bought the Gamecube, I took over the 64. I love it because I hate disks. Disks get scratched up and destroyed so easily, and they are easily lost. Cartridges are extremely durable but there are some bad things about them such as, they get dust in them, you can’t find the right game when they are stacked because they have no labels on the sides. But other than that I like em. I really don’t care that much about graphics to. When my friends are telling me “dude! This game is so much fun because the graphics are so good!”. I really don’t care about graphics. They make the game look cooler but its no reason to buy a game. If its fun, its fun. 64 doesn’t always have the best graphics but games like Legend of Zelda: ocarina of time, or Turok, or Donkey Kong are really fun and have a HUGE world to play in.

I really think Nintendo 64 is one of the best game systems. Sure Xbox 360 and PS3’s have wifi but Nintendo 64’s were the coolest system relative to their time. Right now I think PS3 is the best system relative to the current time but Nintendo 64 is always a classic.

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My last blog was about music (Mostly about heavy metal though) but anyway I was bored the other day and came up with my dream metal band! here is the set up:

1. Bass Player: Doyle wolfgang von Frankinstien

(Bass player/singer for The Misfits)

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2. Drummer: Joey Jordison

(Drummer for slipknot)

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3. Rythem: Guitar: John5

(Guitarist for Rob Zombie & Marylin Manson)

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4. Lead Guitar: Synyster Gates

(Guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold)

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5. Lead Singer: Krysta Cameron

(Singer for Iwrestledabearonce)

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Togeather, They would be called Avenged Misfit wrestled slipkManson!

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To many, I may seem like I listen to only rock music which is far from true. I have an extremely wide range of music taste. On my i-pod you can find anything from Mozart to Suicide Silence or from Tech 9 to Glenn Miller! I have it all. I used to hate many bands/artists/styles of music, and I still do, but not as many as I used to. I try to play the music so much that I learn to like it! That is how I started liking heavy metal. The only style of music I am still trying hard to learn to like is country. You can see on my "about me" page some of the music I like but again there are so many artists, that I leave allot out because I forget to add them. For the most part my favorite genera is metal. To many it just sounds like screams and you might think "all it is is just loud banging and yelling stuff. Anyone can do that." well that is where you are wrong. I really like metal partly because I have the highest respect to how hard it is to perform a song! Sure screaming is easy when you feel like screaming but there are many different ways to and none of them are easy! allot of bands don't know these ways so they think when they scream, they just scream how they would if they got really scared and thus, their vocal chords are shredded and they can't talk for weeks. Metal is a very challenging thing to perform but if you don't like it I understand. If you think it is just mindless and talentless, I dare you to try and play a heavy metal song. And there is a genera of rock that many consider to be "Metal" such as: Avenged sevenfold, 3days Grace, Finger 11, disturbed to name a few. While these bands are definitely talented, I really don't think they are really metal bands but just rock bands. My brother is in a group that is not quite either. They are very heavy rock but also very light metal. There name is Raising Kane. Our family has always been a very music oriented family. In most households, the kids grow up on one artist/band. For many it might be the Beatles or possibly pink Floyed but for our house it has and always will be Michael Jackson (RIP)

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While dogs are sometimes less sanitary, they are more fun!  All cats pretty much have the same personality which is usualy "I don't want to be touched so I am going to hide in your basment".  every dog is different! some are more hyper, some are more laid back but at least they actualy like affection.  It's not that I dislike cats, I like em just fine, I just really prefure dogs.  there are some kinds of cats I like and there are some dogs I don't like!  Personaly I like cats that live on farms.  they usualy act just like a dog! I really dislike small dogs.  I love pugs but other than that, small dogs just don't really have a "dog" vibe.  the only thing that kinda bugs me about larger dogs is when ever I see one, it is usualy a golden retriever! Golden retrivers are great dogs for familys and stuff but there are plenty of other kinds of dogs to choose from!  when I get my own house, I'm gonna go with an uncommon kind of dog.  I want to get like a pitbul or prefurably a dingo! that would be awesome!

(P.S. one account of a cat being a jerk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmV3mN-V3ic )

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• If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
• If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• Why do the sterolize lethal injection needles?
• Why do kamakazi pilots where helmats?
• Why is the alphabet in that order?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• If you are traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• If you are traveling in a vehicle at the speed of sound, what happens when you turn on the radio?
• Why would there be headlights/a radio in a vehicle that is going the speed of light/sound?
• What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• How come there aren’t B batteries?
• How do you throw away a trash can?
• If you melt dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?
• Is a metaphor like a simile?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
• If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
• What would phones look like if our ear was no where near our ears?

• When in doubt, mumble.
• You're never too old to learn something stupid.
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
• The fall doesn't kill you, its that part at the end where you stop that does
• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• Wear sunscreen
• The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
• You think you want a career, all you really want is a paycheck
• When ever you are filling out a form and it says "incase of an emergency, list who to contact" always write "DOCTOR". What the heck is your mom going to do for you?
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
• (and the best tip of all) all you need in life is a little WILL power!

last night I went and saw shutter Island. the movie wasn't really that scary but the entire movie is just so thrilling and creepy. I enjoyed it because there were many parts in the movie that reminded me of other parts of other movies. there where scenes that reminded me of fight club, terminator 2 and several others. the movie is about a reporter sent to a mental hospital on an island for really crazy criminals. the whole movie just slowly spirals downward into insanity. It is really a very creepy and disturbing movie. at the end it has one of those plot twists and leaves you with 2 different scenarios that think are happening. they leave you to make the decision yourself and I can't decide which one is true. there are enough reasons to back up each possibility so you can tell that the director really thought of everything.

over all I really enjoyed it because leaving the theater it really makes you think and try to boil down the possibilities to decide which one was true. over all 5/5

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This is my 3rd blog post about movies I saw in theaters but I'm not going to make a blog every time I see one. Only for the ones that stand out or I just feel like sharing my opinion on.

I saw Crazys about 2 weeks ago. It was really entertaining. It was hardly scary at all. If you don't know me personally then you probably don't know that I am a huge wuss when it comes to scary things. Movies, haunted houses, sadly even books. So I went into the theater really nervous that I wouldn't be sleeping for a week but also a little bit excited to be seeing a zombie movie. After it was over I was totally ok and happy I wasn’t really freaked out.

The movie follows the plot that most other zombie movies follow, how it happened. The movie wasn't that scary because most of it happened during the day time and a lot of things where pretty predictable. Its many antagonist(s) also follows almost all other zombie movies, Zombies, The Military, (and the most deadly of all) the other humans. The zombies are there because they just because they are and they are dangerous because they are trying to kill as many humans as possible. The military is there because they are trying to kill off all the zombies. They are a problem because they can easily misjudge a human for a zombie or they just don't know if the person is infected but hasn't turned into a zombie yet so they kill em anyway. And the most dangerous of all are the other humans. I'm not talking about the other people just trying to survive. In crazys the dangerous people are a group of rednecks who see the opportunity to just murder whoever they feel like, however they feel like. So in a full scale zombie invasion, the zombies are the least to worry about.

Over all I really enjoyed this movie because it had a lot of old zombie movie themes but it is set in modern times. A lot of modern zombie movies have lost a lot of the old themes but this one really pulls together a lot of old zombie movie ideas. Overall, 4/5

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This isn't much of a blog but I thought it was kinda funny and it was fun to make.  this was an extra credit assinment for my religon class at my school.  we often use a website called The Brick Testament to help us understand some of the scriptures.  the website acts out scenes from the bible through lego.  our assinment was to find a passage to act out through legos so here is mine!

Matt.7:13 The gate is wide and the road is easy that leads to destruction…

Matt.7:13 and there are many who take it.

Matt.7:14 For the gate is narrow and the road is hard that leads to life…

Matt.7:14 and there are few who find it.

Luke.13:23 Some one asked him, “Lord, Will only a few be saved?”

Luke.13:24 He said to them, “Strive to enter through the narrow door…”

Luke.13:24 “for many will try to enter…”

Luke.13:24 “and will not be able.”

There are good and bad clothing stores.  Normaly I try to wear shirts that are cool but don't have logos on it but in this blog I am mostly going to talk about the "Bro" stores as I call them. Abercrombie, American eagle, Hollester and Aropostale.  out of all of these stores I like Aropostale the best. They sell pretty cheap cloathing that is relatively normal looking.  the next "O.K." store is American Eagle.  they sell some what normal clothing but the people can be a little weird.  the next store would be Hollister.  That store sells pretty decent clothing but you look kinda stupid walkin around in surfer clothing unless you actualy live in Hollester California.  the store is also pretty dark so I have no idea what color some of the clothes are so I will walk in there and buy what I think is a black polo and walk out wearing a neon rainbow polo, oops. but the store I hate the most is Abercrombie!  the people are weird and creepy and have no personal space boundries. "that shirt is too big" "I think it fits me ok" *moves in really close and pulls shirt tighter* "you know what I don't like this shirt anymore! Bye!" *runs out of store as fast as possible. true story by the way.  but really, the lighting is worse than Hollister and everybody is always yelling. why might you ask? because it is always obnoxiously-loud-rave-party-time in that store. and what bothers me the most is their advertisments.  as if the anerexia is bad enough in this country.  they have posters all over the store of shirtless guys which is pretty creepy when trying to buy stuff.  they wouldn't bother me as much if they at least advertised cloathing in them.  in most of them, there isn't any clothing in the shot at all!  I really see no point unless they are trying to advertise to people who think the clothing will make them look like that.  but they must be making millions because they are SO over priced. a freind of mine went in their and bought a pair of jeans that where on sale, a blank white undershirt and some socks and togeather it costed him $230!

When I see someone wearing clothing from one of those stores, I normaly think that they are trying to look normal but they are easly influenced by advertising!  don't get me wrong, I own several shirts from all of these stores (except for abercrombie) but I try to wear them as little as possible

 (SIDE NOTE: why do all the models looks so angry?)

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So the other day I went to the mall with my friend with 240 dollars. as we where passing the game store my friend says "hey I wanna see the new Bioshock game" so I said ok and we went in side.  i looked over and saw they where selling a gamecube for 15 dollars. I used to love game cube but I never played it that much because it was my brothers but still, I had to have it. a halfhour later I walk out with a heap of games and a gamecube and $30 in my pocket D:

tottaly worth it.  I am livin in a gamer's paradise, re-living my childhood memorys.  so far I own:

The legend of Zelda Twighlight Princess

Super Mario Sunshine

Waverace Bluestorm

Super Smash bros Melee

Starwars Rouge Squadren

But I still need to buy the legend of zelda the wind waker and Luigi's mansion.  any other games I should get? leave a comment if you want to sugest any

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this was never an easy question to answer deep down but in my heart I knew what I wanted to be (when I was little).  I was always inspired by things I would see on TV and in Movies and Video games.  it was quite simple to me. I wanted to be a mix between Boba fett, batman, Link (legend of zelda), Spiderman, legolas (lord of the rings), the red power ranger, endor stom trooper, super mario, aladin, the terminator, preditor, thade (planet of the apes), turok (N64 game) and also Jack sparrow.  to many this might seem overwhelming but I never saw it as unrealalistic (until i was around the age of 11).  the one I wanted to be like most was Boba fett just because he looks awesome.  but i didn't want to be %100 of them, i wanted little bits and pieces from each of them.

Boba fett; The armor, jetpack and be a bounty hunter

batman; the horns and the ability to take down badguys without supper powers

Link; be skilled with a sword

spiderman; walk up walls and shoot webs

Legolas; crazy good at artchery

red power ranger; good at karaty

endor storm trooper; awesome helmat and speeder bike

super mario; super agile

aladin; jump off rooftops and sneak around

terminator; i would never die

preditor; invisibilaty and wepons galor

thade; jump like 50 feet in the air

turok; hunt dinosaures

jack sparrow; cleaver

just imagine all of these put togeather...WAIT! you don't have to because I created an image of what I was going to do as a profession

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What would we do without them? I heard online that by 2025 75% of Americans will no longer be driving cars. That’s right! I'm talking about Jetpacks and hovercrafts! I want a jetpack so badly! the only problem with having hovercrafts vs. cars is that you would probably have a more likely chance of surviving if u where run over by a car rather than a hovercraft because the hovercraft has got to blow a lot of wind to keep itself hovering. so much that it would most likely crush whats underneath it. but I digress. cars are probably one of the top 3 greatest inventions of the 20th century. Personally I really don't know anything about cars. I know how to drive one but I don't know all the models or the companies. all my friends love cars and talk about them all the time. I just stand around and nod all awkwardly because I have no idea what they are talking about. especially old cars. I have absolutely no clue about those. there is only one brand of car that I know about and that is because it is my favorite and they have only made 3 models. HUMMERS. I would rather have a hummer over any other car (except a jetpack but I don't think that counts as a car). the first model is just called an H1. these where used for the Vietnam war and stuff like that. before the 80's if you saw one on the road it was like seeing a tank just driving down the road. they where used only for military purposes. then in 2005...the coolest car ever was created. the hummer h2. this is still today my favorite car. when I grow up and get my own house and stuff I am going to buy a hummer h2 in black with the headlights on top. and then never drive it because I would be terrified of getting it dented. but yea after they made that people where always saying it looks too boxy so I guess they just rounded the edges and shrank the car a little bit and made the H3 which isn't as cool as the H2. I have actually never been inside one but my time will come soon enough... So thats about all I know about cars so if some one starts a conversation about cars I always try to shift it over to hummers so I have something to talk about too!

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I have a feeling many of you are going to disagree with me but I personally don't believe humans are causing global warming! And for those of you who say I don't know the facts, you have no idea what my last school was like. They were considering putting up a statue of Al Gore in the front of the school.  I have seen the movie "an inconvenient truth" countless times. The school was ridiculously environmentally friendly, to an obnoxious point. they would serve us pizza for lunch on Fridays but afterwards we had to hand wash the disposable pizza plate we were given to be used again and again. But that is the actual "green" activity that is cutting down on using our natural resources but it’s the "people are warming the earth" thing that I don't believe is true. I do believe that the planet is definitely warming but humans aren’t causing a significant amount to change anything. In the 1970's, scientists proved that the earth was rapidly warming but looking back to the prehistoric times, the rising tempter patterns are very similar. The scientists confirmed that the earth was actually moving into another ice age. But humans are not causing that. Volcanoes erupt so much Co2 into the atmosphere. The human impact barely compares. I'm sorry that I cannot provide links to my sources but I read on either the National Geo' or Discovery website that over all, humans are contributing something like .156 percent of the Co2 going up into the atmosphere. It’s a natural cycle and there is nothing we can really do about it other than start making super coats that can help humanity survive in freezing tempters. But who knows! What if I am wrong and humans are the main reason for global warming. Still there is not much we can do. We can slow it down with the people that actually try to be eco friendly but it is impossible to get a significant proportion of the population to do much about it, plus we are already passed the "tipping point" of global warming. The earth is gettin hotter and weather it’s the human's fault or not, there isn't much we can do about it. All animals adapt to their environment over time. If that wasn't the case humans would not exist. The only problem would be that the animals can't adapt quick enough but that is called survival of the fittest. The animals that survive, survived for a reason. So in summary, the earth is gettin hotter so get used to it!

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I have decided that Avatar, District 9 and Terminator salvation are my top 3 favorite movies of 2009. At first I wanted to see District 9 because it looked like a shoot-em-up alien movie like the movie "Aliens". I found that was not the case but I was still pleasantly surprised! they do an amazing job of illustrating the alien's prospective in this movie! If you don't know what it is about let me summarize it for you. It is mostly shot in a documentary style video and it tells you about how 20 years ago an alien space ship hovers over a city in Africa. After 3 months of showing no movement, humans bored the ship and find the aliens trapped inside. They free the aliens and make them live in a small beat-up village below. The people of the surrounding town become irritated by some of the crimes commented by the aliens who are referred to as "Prons". A company decides to move them to a new town so they hire a guy to go door-to-door to the Prons and notify them about their eviction. He accidentally stubbles upon a substance that slowly changes him into a Pron throughout the movie. He must hide to escape the scientist wanting to harvest his body parts to activate some of the alien weapons. They really show how human like these aliens are. It’s one of those movies where you want the aliens to win. The humans think they are dirty creatures who can't be reasoned with even though it’s the humans faults for making them live in dirty villages scavenging for food. Besides their fiscal appearance, the aliens are the exact same as humans. they can be bribed and reasoned with, they can create solutions and they know how to deal with certain situations. you can really connect with the aliens and you feel bad for them. I felt more connected to this movie than E.T. this movie is a lot like E.T. but I really preferred District 9 more. over all it was a great movie but I will warn you, it is very gory. it could have been worse but it is a very gory movie yet at the same time emotional movie. I give it a solid 10 out of 10 especially because this is the first movie the guy had ever directed!

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