Unanswerable questions

Posted on April 4, 2010 at 3:06 AM

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do the sterolize lethal injection needles?
Why do kamakazi pilots where helmats?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you are traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If you are traveling in a vehicle at the speed of sound, what happens when you turn on the radio?
Why would there be headlights/a radio in a vehicle that is going the speed of light/sound?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
How do you throw away a trash can?
If you melt dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
What would phones look like if our ear was no where near our ears?